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by Hello, and welcome to my Easy Weld Tutorial.
Easy Weld is a very, very hard to use tool. I don't know the heck, why it's called Easy Weld, because it's really hard.
So, if you're a noob in GMod or in Wire, press the back button in your browser.
You need to have at least Expression 2 skills, because it's very hard to use.
You still think you can do it?
1st Step: This step is very tricky, it's very hard. You need to look at your keyboard, it's the big thing underneath your monitor (big, squared thing) and you will notice, there are some smaller squares in it. They are called "Keys". They have different weird symbols on it, don't be confused of them. If you were in 1st grade, you will at least know, how to count to 3. So, there are keys with 1, 2 and 3. Under the 1 Key, you will find a weird, like a Q looking symbol. Press it, and now the tricky part: You need to hold the Q Button down!
2nd Step: You may notice, at your left, you will have weird text and weird pictures of noobish crap. Ignore this.
At your right side, you have some very weird texts. Now, the hardest part. You need to look for something, that looks like "Easy weld". NO! It's not the "Weld". What? You can't find it????? Press the Q Key damnit!
When you found it, on your right side of your pc, you will notice a small, round object, it's called mouse. Don't be scared of it, it won't hurt you. Touch it, and you will see something on your screen moving. Move the mouse around, until you reach the "Easy weld". You will notice 2 Buttons on your mouse. Press for exactly 0.5 secs the left of the two buttons.
3rd Step: It's time for a little break. Stop pressing the Q button and get a klondike bar.
4th Step: When you feel ready, press Q again (it's under 1) and then hold it.
5th Step: Now press 2 times with the mouse on one of the weird pictures on the left side with the left button two times for 0.5 seconds.
6th Step: Time for another break, get yourself a cig if you're called bam, else another klondike bar and let go of Q.
7th Step: Wow, you got very far. Now you will see 2 things on the floor, which look like the weird pictures you pressed. Press the left mouse button for 0.5 Seconds on one of these things.
8th Step: Move your Mouse a bit, so you are over the other weird thing. If you're fat, get another klondike bar now.
9th Step: If you're not fat, get a klondike bar.
10th Step: We're almost done. Now press the left mouse button for 0.5 seconds. YOU'RE DONE!!!! OMG YOU MADE IT!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!11
If you got it, you're the true master of gmod and wire.
Remember, the Easy Weld tool is very hard to use.
Easy Weld is a very, very hard to use tool. I don't know the heck, why it's called Easy Weld, because it's really hard.
So, if you're a noob in GMod or in Wire, press the back button in your browser.
You need to have at least Expression 2 skills, because it's very hard to use.
You still think you can do it?
1st Step: This step is very tricky, it's very hard. You need to look at your keyboard, it's the big thing underneath your monitor (big, squared thing) and you will notice, there are some smaller squares in it. They are called "Keys". They have different weird symbols on it, don't be confused of them. If you were in 1st grade, you will at least know, how to count to 3. So, there are keys with 1, 2 and 3. Under the 1 Key, you will find a weird, like a Q looking symbol. Press it, and now the tricky part: You need to hold the Q Button down!
2nd Step: You may notice, at your left, you will have weird text and weird pictures of noobish crap. Ignore this.
At your right side, you have some very weird texts. Now, the hardest part. You need to look for something, that looks like "Easy weld". NO! It's not the "Weld". What? You can't find it????? Press the Q Key damnit!
When you found it, on your right side of your pc, you will notice a small, round object, it's called mouse. Don't be scared of it, it won't hurt you. Touch it, and you will see something on your screen moving. Move the mouse around, until you reach the "Easy weld". You will notice 2 Buttons on your mouse. Press for exactly 0.5 secs the left of the two buttons.
3rd Step: It's time for a little break. Stop pressing the Q button and get a klondike bar.
4th Step: When you feel ready, press Q again (it's under 1) and then hold it.
5th Step: Now press 2 times with the mouse on one of the weird pictures on the left side with the left button two times for 0.5 seconds.
6th Step: Time for another break, get yourself a cig if you're called bam, else another klondike bar and let go of Q.
7th Step: Wow, you got very far. Now you will see 2 things on the floor, which look like the weird pictures you pressed. Press the left mouse button for 0.5 Seconds on one of these things.
8th Step: Move your Mouse a bit, so you are over the other weird thing. If you're fat, get another klondike bar now.
9th Step: If you're not fat, get a klondike bar.
10th Step: We're almost done. Now press the left mouse button for 0.5 seconds. YOU'RE DONE!!!! OMG YOU MADE IT!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!11
If you got it, you're the true master of gmod and wire.
Remember, the Easy Weld tool is very hard to use.
