A little paedophile story on Omegle

I was bored and playing pranks in Omegle with Badlands, then I decided to pretend like being an 11 1/2 year old girl and had a really long conversation, which ended up as a story, with a "paedophile". In the end it came out that it's a she, and she's 20 years old. I hope you enjoy this little story, it's really surprising, that she participated in the story like she really would've been a paedophile . First I'm playing a little girl, then the police officer and then a judge, and then a doctor in a hospital, and last but not least, a police officer again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a stranger?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i have lollipops
You: my mum told me not to talk with strangers
You: cool, what color do they have
Stranger: they're rainbow!
Stranger: here, in my car... wanna take a look?
You: sure
You: wow, can I haz lollipop?
Stranger: only if you go with me for a ride to the amusement park
Stranger: we'll meet your mummy there
You: yay! ok
You: *enters car*
Stranger: is it comfy?
You: not really
Stranger: anyway, how old are you? do you want to listen to some stories on the radio?
You: i'm 11 1/2
You: sure, what's up in the radio?
Stranger: snow white and the ten dwarfs
Stranger: *driving*
You: oh, i like that story
Stranger: look, we're close to the border now
You: which border?
Stranger: have you ever been out of the country?
You: yes
Stranger: there's a rainbow imagination border at the park
You: fancy!
Stranger: you have to play along and say you're my child
Stranger: just for the fun
You: ok
Stranger: now, tell the officer what we agreed
You: sure
Stranger: wiii, we're across the border
Stranger: wanna go to the magic caves?
You: where are they?
You: what kind of magical powers do they have?
Stranger: they're around the corner to the house made of sugar
Stranger: they make you a princess
You: my mum told me not to eat too much sugar, else i'll get bad teeth
You: and i'll become fat
Stranger: don't worry, we'll buy a magic toothbrush
Stranger: the pink one
You: oh, can it make me not fat again?
Stranger: we'll work out a little
You: what's that?
Stranger: nothing, just fun, you'll see
You: yay! i love fun
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: what do you want to do in the caves?
You: mhm.. i don't know.. what do you suggest?
Stranger: i suggest playing a game
You: how's it called?
Stranger: it's called strip poker
You: what's that?
Stranger: you have these glittery cards and then you toss your clothes away and new ones, sparkly, appear!
You: how does that work??
Stranger: magic
You: oh ok i understand
You: sounds funny =
Stranger: there are evil wizards in the caves so you must wear different clothes
You: what kind of clothes?
Stranger: so that they don't recognise you
You: i'm afraid of evil wizards
Stranger: well, whatever you like! which ones would you like?
You: uhh.. lemme think
You: i'd like a princess dress
Stranger: how perfect, i've heard that the good elves make the most beautiful princess dresses in the whole wide world.
Stranger: now, go inside and undress
You: ok
Stranger: are you done?
You: no, sec
You: police!! raise your hands up! the house is surrounded
Stranger: oh mr officer, how nice of you to come by again!
You: *puts handcuffs on* you're coming with me
Stranger: remember that time when we were spying on a kindergarten?
Stranger: i can testify.
You: not necessary, we already have proofs of that little girl
You: she wore a microphone all the time
Stranger: that little girl is my magic princess. just like your daughter, mr officer. what's her name again, molly?
You: ye, ye sure, tell that the judges after they've seen the tape
Stranger: can i show you something mr officer?
You: no, get in the car
Stranger: oh, but i think you would be very much interested in seeing something that belongs to someone you lov
Stranger: e
You: nah, go in the car
Stranger: what about this eye? familiar? *shows the eye*
You: no
You: i don't care, i have to do my job and you're going to get arrested
Stranger: okay. so you don't care that your daughter is dead?
You: i don't have a daughter
Stranger: not anymore.
Stranger: *gets in the car*
You: *drives him to the police station*
You: *puts him into jail*
You: so, you're going to last here for at least one week, till we get the report from the judges
Stranger: what report? you have nothing on me.
Stranger: except for the tape, but well, that could might as well be my twin brother talking
You: we've observed you
You: with the girl in the car
Stranger: that was felix, my brother.
Stranger: he's seriously crazy
You: sure, tell that the judges
Stranger: i will ˘ ˘
You: *1 week is over*
You: *gets him out of jail*
You: so, now we're taking you to the curtain room
You: judge: do you swear to god, to only tell the truth and only the truth?
Stranger: i'm not an american and therefore i do not need to swear to your god anything.
Stranger: it was FELIX.
You: silence! you have to comply
Stranger: okay. yes.
Stranger: *crosses his fingers*
You: sir, tell me your name
Stranger: tina
You: sir, it's illegal to lie to a judge
Stranger: well, actually, that's my pet nickname. i'm known as gertrude amongst friends.
You: you're accused of the following things:
You: possiblly death to a girl
You: taking a girl into a car and driving her to a place, and tryed raping
Stranger: *shocked* raping? :O
You: lying to judges and police
Stranger: I AM NOT LYING.
You: shh, lier
Stranger: i only killed one girl and she was ugly anway.
You: that's a statement
Stranger: no it isn't, i'm lying.
You: sir, if you like we can skip this procedure and give you the death penalty instantly
You: is that it, what you want?
Stranger: there IS no death penalty where i'm from. so you can't give it to me.
You: that does no difference, as you did this in the united states, you will get convicted here
Stranger: that's not possible. i want a lawyer.
You: too late, the trial already began
You: you didn't insist in a lawyer before
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: i didn't know that is how its done.
You: sir, it's better if you tell the truth, then we can think about milder punishment
Stranger: alright. what do you want to know?
You: what was the reason for taking the girl into the car, giving her fake promises, and leading her over the border?
Stranger: i'm a paedophile.
Stranger: duh.
You: when did this began?
Stranger: when i was three years old. i fell in love with a baby.
You: didn't your parents noticed your compromise of being a paedophile?
Stranger: no, it was my sister. it was normal to spend time with her alone.
You: so your sister noticed your compromise?
Stranger: no, she was a baby. please ask more interesting questions.
You: and you fell in love with her?
Stranger: sure, who wouldn't fall in love with a baby?!
Stranger: she had a good soul
You: have you ever taken psychological help becasue of your compromise?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: because i dont feel anything's wrong with me. is there?
You: well, sir, being a paedophile is not compilant to the rules
Stranger: what is, then?
You: that's not part of the discussion
You: ok, let's continue
You: what exactly did you promise the girl, and what was your background for it?
Stranger: i promised her the truth, that we'll go to the magic kingdom where we'll have sex. i was in need of sex.
You: what exactly did you told her?
Stranger: i can't remember.
Stranger: that was too long ago and i'm 84 years old.
You: sir... we know exactly how old you are
You: i'm sure you have an enough functioning brain, to tell us what you said 1 week ago
Stranger: no, i'm hungry.
Stranger: really hungry.
Stranger: i haven't eaten the whole day.
You: why didn't you?
You: sir, did you eat nothing the whole day, just to say it as an argument while the trial?
Stranger: i would like some toast now. now.
You: i'm afraid that's not possible, but you can have a bottle of water
Stranger: ewww, water?
You: sir, you decide
Stranger: i want munchies. now.
You: sir, you disturb the trial, stop that
Stranger: bread with nutella.
You: silence! *hits hammer on wood*
Stranger: and really thickly spread on the bread.
Stranger: a whole spoonful
You: well.. if you can't remember what you said, let's listen to the tape.. do you have anything to say before we do so?
Stranger: I WANT FOOD.
Stranger: *gets out of the chair and runs out of the courtroom*
You: *police stops him from running out*
Stranger: *beats the police with his walking stick*
Stranger: FOOD
You: *other police men takes gun and points at him*
Stranger: *uses magic powers to make himself invisible*
You: *2 police men come from behind and put handcuffs on*
You: you come with me *takes him back to curtain room*
Stranger: *is invisible*
You: sir, you seem to hallicunate
You: you are visible to us all
You: ok, the trial gets a little break, please give this man some food
Stranger: brb
You: *police man comes with bread and nutella* it seems not very well for you at the moment, just say the truth and everything will get ok
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: thank you for the cookies as well.
Stranger: alright, I will say the truth.
Stranger: I'm not a paedophile. I'm 20. I'm a girl
You: sir, we see that you are a man?
Stranger: that's just artificial.
Stranger: i always wanted a little sister to play with and I only had a twat for a brother.
Stranger: So I go around kindapping girls and playing with them
You: define playing
Stranger: monopoly, buyin houses and hotels
Stranger: mind you, these biscuits are delicious
You: well.. let's listen to the tape
You: *plays tape*
You: mam, why did you promised her to play strip poker, and asked her to undress, though, like you said, you only wanted to play monopoly?
Stranger: because that's what isters do? don't they?
Stranger: they exchange clothes
You: what about the strip poker thing?
Stranger: it's just a fun way of seeing all the clothes she has. i was wondering whether they were h&m or zara.
You: you know, that story sounds very unreliable
Stranger: sir, that's the truth. take it or leave it.
You: do you have any people that can confirm your story?
Stranger: no
You: after all that what we've heard before, you know you're not in a good situation
You: we interrogated your accomplices in the "magic cave" as you say it
You: what do you think they said?
Stranger: they said I'm hot =)
Stranger: they're my ex husbands
Stranger: i collect them
You: interesting.. did you brought the girl so they can rape her?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: sir, i'm getting tired. stop asking me all these questions and rule.
You: well.. i have another question
You: how many girls did you kidnap to play with them in this way?
Stranger: 2
You: including this girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: + this girl is 3, + those two chinese ones are 5, + 7 puertoricans is 12
You: ok. we're going to discuss what we heard and we're going to make our decision, please wait a moment
You: *talks with other people*
You: mam?
Stranger: yeah?
You: you are convicted as guilty, depending on your statement for kidnapping, for 25 years prison
Stranger:
Stranger: *pulls out a gun and shoots himself*
You: :-O
You: get a doctor!!! instantly
You: *team of rescue people come in and take you to the hospital*
Stranger: don't... help me...
You: *you wake up in hospital the heart rate monitor beeps every second*
Stranger: *i slowly pull the wires out of my body*
You: wake up, mam, we could've save your life, it was very close
You: mam, you just pulled out the heart rate monitor
You: *puts hand in cuffs and puts back the wires*
Stranger: I WANT TO DIE.
You: sister? can you please give her some morphium?
You: *injects morphium*
Stranger: mm, drugs.
Stranger: but i still want to die.
You: we'll give you some hours to sleep
You: *injects something to make sleep*
You: *you wake up in cuffs in the jail*
Stranger: so i guess that's it.
You: mam? because of your suicide problem we put you into a special jail for suicide endangered people
Stranger: mhm.
You: if you hold good, you may come out sooner than 25 years
You: the end

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VADE wrote:colour*

Color is american english..

Wow pretty funny lol. It was confusing with all the "you" people changing all the time.

lol

that made no sense, and i'm not gunna read it again.

Wow, lol .